So last night so the possible last ever Footballers Wives air in England. ITV - in the face of drooping ratings - have yet to decide whether to bring this crazy piece of art back to our screens for another year. Sure, the quality dipped when the strongest character Tanya Turner Laslett Gates Turner Federico left, but she's back now (or is she??) and I think the show should at least be bought back for a Christmas special or something to finish it off (or should it? Read on!)... Anyway here are some of the highlights from last nights 90 min finale that kicked off withWebbsy fell down an empty elevator shaft while stumbling around the new owner of Sparks (Garry Ryan) abandoned factory...
- But it was no accident - Garry Ryan had tried to rape Webbsy's wife (Kyle's mom) Jackie by drugging her and engaging her in weird donkey masked foreplay...
- Rubbish character and thinly veiled portrait of Naomi C, Liberty Baker got glassed in the face for taking on a racist modelling job thereby ruining hubby Tremaine's Black Rights campaign...(shades of when glamour model and much missed Chardonney got her boobies burnt, career ruined etc..)
- V boyband member lookalike Callum turned evil after he found out the brillo Shannon had shopped his moms cancer lies to the press, and ended up shagging some snow ho in full view of ShanShan who promptly succumbed to Liberty's drugs peer pressure, snogged the real Calum Best (you don't need drugs to do that love..) and promptly got smacked in the mouth (accidentally) by FW Callum when he took a swing at real Calum.
- Garry Ryan came onto Tanya who told him she was through shagging old dudes for pocket change (aren't we all?!) so Garry promptly bankrupted her leaving her broke. Jackie finds proof that Garry murdered Webbsy (who lets face it was more rubbish than he was in Eldorado. Even i wanted him to fall down the shaft a la LA Law and I'm a pacifist) gives it to Tanya who meets up with Garry in private (silly bitch) to blackmail him. She's about to claim victory when Garry offers her a line of Kate Moss' finest. She's about to sniff it, camera pans to bag of poison behind table...
END OF SHOW! Honestly, there were so many cliffhangers its hard to take them all in. It kind of reminded me how the crazy prison/ex prisoners show Dangerous Women ended - as many outrageous set ups as possible. And maybe thats how this insane but brilliant show should end. Its lived its life like a candle in the wind. RIP footie ho's. I'll miss ya....
BLOGWATCH:
Popjustice has the sad news about Gareth Gates career... poor GG. I was convinced he should cover Darin's Walk The Distance and make a comeback. Here's my fave song from his ridiculously bloated second LP...
MP3: Gareth Gates-Skeletons
The lovely Chartrigger has a post about Infernal that fair got me in the mood for my hols tomorrow. Thanks J'ason :) Here is one of their more filthy efforts...
MP3: Infernal-Love Like A Maniac
The equally lovely London loving, clog hopping XO posted a heartwarming tale of La Minogue who just looks ravishing as she recovers. I just adore her. Here is another track from her 2001 tv special...
MP3: Kylie-Fever(ITV Special)
And finally cos Bustedv2.0 (Son of Dork) have finally done a track I can tolerate, I'll post it here. Its from the new Ant and Dec movie who frankly can do no wrong in this country. Now don't get me started on the 83 minutes of direness last night that was Scary Movie4...
MP3: SonofDork-We're Not Alone
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3:46 PM
Have a great trip, hooker. Don't be too bad. And since D'Luv is pretty vanilla, do everything I wouldn't do.3:56 PMi draw the line at naked volleyball. Them german chicks is scary ;) Read post above this for disasterous tanning details. Weep! I could throw myself off my first floor balcony :( sniffle5:19 PMemail me at the address in my profile. I have something for you to see you off on your trip.7:19 AMTa for the pic :) And i stand by that poor gareth should have another shot. That bucket minge jordan said he slipped right out of her, so for the public humiliation alone he should get another single release!
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