Monday 17th April...

Could not get up today after boozy night out and then had a corking headache in the afternoon so had to shut self in darkened room for hours. Shockingly was well enough for more booze at Cafe La Belle later that evening ;) Saw Fran - one of the dancers there who we have known for ages. Happy to see him - not happy to be dragged on stage by him mid show and have my top taken off (so much gut sucking) & thrown into the audience (the top not me!) Then was forced to chug a bottle of shite tasting champers. Booo! Clearly I am not good at drinking with my mouth open as I spunked most of it down my chest (vile) before being given the bottle to finish off :( The crowd were cheering but i thought i was going to die! I had to run to the bathroom afterwards and then felt terrible. Well for about an hour I was extremely witty and urbane and flirty with darren, but after that felt terrible :( Still look quite slim in these blurred pics!

Tuesday 18th April...

Took a leisurely walk along the beach today which was perfectly lovely until we realised it was actually quite cloudy, not very warm and actually pretty bloody windy! We decided to abandon our beach plans and took a "short" cut through the sand dunes back to the bungalow. Windy samd dunes are a freaking nightmare to navigate and some were pretty steep. I had this brief feeling that we would be marooned there forever like some sad extras from Ishtar hoping that the film was going to be their big break. AHEM! Still clearly made it back, although seeing Darren hurtle down a dune at breakneck speed was pretty amusing. For me :)


Typically as soon as we got back, the clouds cleared and glorious weather prevailed. Lovely evening out apart from 2 low points: a way below par chinese meal and finding a cockroach in my bed. I screamed like a little bitch. MAJOR SHUDDER!

Wednesday 19th April...