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Sigh. Doesn't time fly when you are having fun. One year ago, I decided to stop bugging my friends with emails filled with pop culture references and music recommendations and create my own blog. And i did. It was originally called Zappin' It To Ya and my first few months of posts went by with minimal comments and were about the length of where you are up to now :) Haha. And that's me in Feb 06, above. My hair was slightly out of control, but the edges of good fashion sense were still there. And a lot happened in the past year with this blog - it went from Zapping It To Ya to The Zapping to thezapping and 3 template changes. It went from posting an inordinate amount of illegal mp3s (and having lots of readers) to phasing out the downloads and the readership stabilising somewhat into what i like to think is a loyal band of followers. I shared my obsessions and watched them become cultural phenomenons. I made some terrific friends, some terrific music choices and some not so terrific music choices. I gave fashion tips and let you peek into the world of my parties and holidays. And I have to say I've absolutely loved doing it :) It's never seemed like a chore and I amaze myself that i come up with new crap, er, i mean words of sparkling marviosity on a daily basis! Here are some of the highlights...
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~ One of the first bands I wrote about was The Feeling. Sewn was getting the airplay but I was still obsessed with their debut single Fill My Little World. Which, by the way, is still my favourite tune of 2006. How exciting that they lived up to their early promise, provided some brilliant Ruthiepoos-Paul evenings out and became a smash hit all round Britain. Huzzah. Plus I got to coin the phrase, Dan Gillespie (Sex)Sells :)
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~ Another of my first posts was about my favourite ever book called Wicked by Gregory Maguire. Of course this had become a musical on Broadway several years after I had read and re-read the novel, but I had never seen it and the news that it was coming to England had me all in a tizzy. Til i finally got to see it with dazpanteloons in September and the obsession rating ever since has been higher than ever. In other words, it was marv.
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~ Talking of Mr Panteloons, not only did the poor bloke have a serious back operation this year (Slice watch!) but i finally bullied the poor dude into getting hitched. And get hitched we did - for once darren decides to do something he goes for it big style. So decked out in top hat and canes, we did our civil partnership and then had a rip roaring day by partying at the bar where we first met :) Aaah, ain't love grand... As was Barcelona where we pissed off to on our homomoon :)
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~ Back to September, I went to see the History Boys touring version with my cultured friend Kirsty. And loved it, came back raved about it and got my first comment from Pinkie ;) Kirsty and I became obsessed with la Boys (particularly Ben Barnes as Daykin), went to see the movie (not quite as good but still excellent) and popped down to London to see our lovely touring cast in the west end. Plus Daykin looked like Manning Butts from my school days. Who now looks like Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy...
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~ I raved about Deborah Gibson a lot (too much DazPicky would say) who is clearly my fave female artist. However, I never expected my favourite ever boyband, Take That to return and provide such a stunning album ranging from ballads to ELO/Scissor Sisters inspired Mark Owen genius to the usual array of Gary Barlow statesmanly pop. And Never Forget used at the end of Shameless? Genius... McFly also flew the boyband banner and produced their finest album to date...
~ However, I was convinced that the slightly rubbish Eton Road on the X Factor would pull it together and follow take that into a sort of junior version that would lead a boyband revival in Brtain. I was wrong. Despite being the most pop thing about the x factor, Leona Lewis won (snooze) and my boyband dreams were dashed. Or so it would seem. I was just betting on the wrong horse. Digital popped into my world in late October/early November last year with a cover of Blur's Girls and Boys and have just got better and better with each song I hear. Current song I am loving Get Your Kit Off has renewed my hope for boyband goodness in the charts in the very near future. Plus, 2 of them are a little bit RAR. Plus (again!) Dean has the same pair of trousers on as I wore to work today. I am so cutting edge. And equally as important as the music - they are uber likeable. Baz and Dean have been super supportive of thezapping for which i thank them :)
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~ Talking of being supportive, i couldn't have imagined the email interactions I would have with Switch22 when i did a little piece on them back in June. I soon wrote lots more about them and the lads did interviews and little pieces themselves for lazap and kept in touch and seemed to follow my progress as much as i did theirs. As hilarious as they are goodlooking and talented, I like to think the "big boi" and "boyo" exitludes to their messages are because of my obvious prowess ;) hahahaha, kidding! It's the interactions from the popstars of tomorrow like S22 and Digital that have made this such an exciting venture for me :)
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~ But none have inspired me more than young Simon (and that's no disrespect to Digital, S22 or any of my 11 in 07 as i love all their music). More than anyone Simon Curtis seemed to be producing music that mirrored the pop music i longed for in my head. Along with Jadion (his producer), i made contact and i soon became a convert to the Alter Boy cause and take every opportunity to promote his music for nigh on 9 months now. I'm convinced that Simon will be a huge star very soon and again, he has been most generous with his time for thezapping and in random correspondence that shoots back and forth when we have free moments!
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~ so that's it for thezapping as you know it. Of course not much will change, the layout will be radically different, but the words and passion will be the same. Oh! I'll have some fun new features including "the ten questions thezapping asks everyone" (ranging from new stars Limited Edition to Candy Coated Chaos (formerly Bliss) to Ben Adams!) some celebrity blogs and all my usual stuff. And before that all happens I hope you'll all come with me to the new zapping experience and tell your friends, because more than anything, your comments and kind emails have been so much fun to read and respond to :) See you Wednesday!
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Remember when Steps ruled the charts? And Blue were just shooting up the top ten with classics like Fly By and um, some of their other classics? Watching Dancing On Ice last night was just like the year 2000. Duncan from Blue had tamed his hair somewhat and did quite a good little skate. Lisa Scott Hyphen Lee was busy being as competitive as ever and did quite a good little skate. So it makes me worry about my hope and faith in the future of pop that both these former shining stars of pop were in the bottom two last night. The whole reason for my website's existence is to bring pop back to the charts, (well not it's whole raison d'etre - i have fashion and musicals and books and "witty" commentary!) and it was a little disheartening that the popstars of the show were being beaten by a comedy star, a rugby player and a soccer player (though to be honest, they were all uniformly excellent). But then I realised - that era of pop is over and we are entering a new era of pop music. Plus the desperation pouring Lisa Scott Lee makes her fairly unlikeable. Anyway, I still have high hopes for new pop to come roaring back in 2007, particularly with acts like Simon, Digital and Switch 22 all making amazing music that is just ridiculously catchy, pays the right amount of respect to pop gone by and is innovative enough to move us forward. Marv. PS - i may have been a little delirious when I wrote this. I was watching the Christmas episode of season 4 Lois and Clark and eating half a block of Edam Cheese...
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THE UNIVERSAL SWITCH:
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One act I have written fairly regularly about, despite a lack of output in the past year, is my lovely Maroon 5. And btw, doesn't Adam look good in a suit. Rar, etc. Anyway, news continues to trickle through that Maroon 5's return to the world stage is imminent, and not before time too. In the December issue of Blender, Adam discussed how he was ready to premiere new music as he could "play This Love bound and gagged" (something the kinky side of me would quite like to see ;) ). Then on Billboard this week, it was announced that their record label Octone is moving to Universal and the new album will be one of the first releases. No date set just yet, but surely it can't be far away. First single will be Makes Me Wonder followed by the sophomore set It Won't Be Soon Before Long. Apparently more danceable than Songs About Jane, with harder beats and some mellow moments. Me, i'm just eager to see Adam and the boys back in the charts and back on the stage...I'll keep you updated :)
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THE FILL THE GAP BIT:
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While I was down in London last week with work (and thus ensuring I wasn't able to go to popshow - yes i'm still harping on about that - and missed the Indigo Girls with Ruthiepoos) I decided to cheer myself up with a visit to the Gap which had an amazing sale on. My good friend Cat used to work at the Gap and she and I totally agree that it is one of the best places to go to stock up on the basics that enhance and complete your wardrobe. Not only do they have amazing ad campaigns (2 Christmasses ago, the boys at the gap in Birmingham wore nothing but gap boxers and scarves to advertise their new underwear and accessories range. RAR!), but you can always get something that makes you look incredibly smart for work, and that you can gussy up and make yourself look cutting edge cool by mixing with other brands. I stuck to some good solid basic stuff - new boxers, some stunning PJ bottoms, a surprisingly cool pair of cargos and a jaunty little wool hat. Granted I'm not as RAR as some of the models in biege above, but I certainly fill a little foxy in my new togs :)
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THE POPPOSTERGIRL INSPIRED POP:
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Along with a plethora of other quality blogs (XO, Chartrigger, Robopop, Pinkie, Digital Technique, Slippy Disco, both Dans, etc.) I visit Poppostergirl daily to see what words of wisdom she has up her sleeve for me. Being quite enigmatic adds to her mystery and I often call her google girl or veronica mars for her ability to mine quality pop from every conceivable country and in every conceivable language. Apart from keeping an eye on BWO, I've never paid attention to Melodifestivalen or whatever it's called but this year, i've lived it vicariously through PPG and fallen in love with the following three songs...
~ Mans, Cara Mia: PPG likes the boy (eye) candy almost as much as I do - maybe more. So i have to thank her for bringing the visually quite pleasing Mans into my peripheral vision. Not only is he a little bit RAR, but he can turn a song with a title as potentially dodgy as this one into a storming piece of classic europop that is almost as equally delicious as he is. I haven't heard much else from the fella, but hopefully he will continue in such an edible direction...
~ Magnus, Live Forever: Anything that pays such homage to the amazing sound of A-Ha has got to be pretty special. In fact if you put this in a mash up with the A1 version of Take On Me, it would probably be a pretty seamless transition. Now this is the sort of pop that i miss with an aching passion. Plus I am still pretty enamoured with his Christmas swedish album and can't wait to hear some more English Language stuff from the dude :)
~ Andreas, Move: Now i've finally stopped spinning his Lovegun ( :O ) I can move on this inspiring little piece. Less europop than the two above, this is like a male version of Emma Bunton's Free Me album, simmered with some Cathy Dennis Am I The Kinda Girl songs and flambayed with some early Abba tunes. In other words, it's pretty darn marvelous. I could eat it for breakfast. But i just had my marks and spencers croissants, so i'll pass...
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THE MAGAZINES WE LOVE:
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~ Details: It has to be the gayest straight magazine in the entire universe. It always has blokes i mostly would like to add to my "famous five" list (currently populated by this dude above, McDreamy and some others...) and they have ace fashion tips plus the gay or.... feature on the back page is always a hoot!
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~ Instinct: I don't get to read this very often as it's quite hard to get in Angleterre, but I always pick it up when I see it. It's like a slightly more refined AXM magazine without the pages and pages of pervy yet hilarious phonelines ("gagging for a shag with a chav") at the back. Plus a homes and fashion issue? RAR!!!! It's like it was written for me:)
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~ Radio Times: Now I am over Heat, I can pick up the RT with the rest of middle England and delight in a cover that isn't "skinny celebs put on weight" or "jade jade jade". Plus Simon and I think that in the right light David Tennant is a little more than a "lanky string of piss" as he once described himself. Darren vehemently disagrees and judges me ;)
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QUICK PICS/BLOG WATCH:
~ Ooo lucky americans get a full dvd boxset of Robin Hood (also on my "famous five" list) which will probably also come out in England. I have been buying the "bit by bit" sets which I am sure I will regret when this released :(
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~ This is some dude from that Skins drama on E4 from the writer of Shameless. I haven't watched it yet, but will find time to do so shortly. Anyway I was talking to Baz from Digital yesterday and recommended he pass this pic onto Ross (their stylist) for their next photoshoot... PS, I'm pretty sure that Dean was wearing the same trousers as I own from Gap at popshow last week!
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~ Finally this is one of Kylie's backing dancers. Apparently, shorts made out of binbags are fashionable. I know what I am wearing to work tomorrow.
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Coming soon ~ the last zapping post as we know it. Sniffle...

Bon Vendredi to one and all. I am absolutely worn out this week - i'm not tired/sleepy, I am just tired exhausted need to recooperate. I really got into the swing of things with work this week, but at the cost of ever sitting down for a minute. Still, I am so looking forward to some much needed rest and relaxation this very weekend. Which is right here right now. Huzzah for the weekender inventor. Darren is doing his yummy hip enhancing (and hips don't lie) beef lasagne this weekend and I look forward to having him inside me. Er, I mean it. It inside me. Then we are going to have a mammoth lounging session catchingup on Shameless and Lost, while I flick through a whole bunch of magazines i've yet to read (including the soon to feature me new look Gay Times!) Plus I changed the bed sheets this morning - i love new bed sheets day. It always seems to crisp and luxurious when you get into it of the night. Which was quite appalling English but what are you going to do. Moving the mouse cursor backwards to delete and change is such an effort. OH! I tell you what else was an effort today... not throwing up on the way to work when some cheap skank walking alongside me answered her phone and after hello, the first words she spaketh were "oh for fucks sake, it was not a fanny fart". And we are talking front bum fanny here not rear end like what it is in America, etc. I mean honestly, who knew such things existed (though she did have a wicked camels toe) and secondly, it's not really what one wants to hear when one is eating a museli bar for breakfast, is it? And it definitely put me off the offer of a Cadbury's Creme Egg at lunchtime. Spew! PS ~ I'm the size of a small house at the moment, so must type faster to work off some excess calories...
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THE A-LIST ACTS WITH B-LIST SINGLES:
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Yes, i'm back to harping on about how rubbish singles choices often are when made by the record company. Though probably sometimes the band as well, no doubt. Not the band No Doubt that is, it was just an expression. But sometimes rubbish singles choices are saved by ooo kiss me and roger me twice level b-sides (ie, very good). Let's look at a couple of acts I have the passions for (did you know that soap is being cancelled?! I am agog, I am aghast) - one musically and visually, and the other, well obviously it's just the music...
~ The Feeling, Rose: I mean, yes there is hardly any filler on their album which means they could have released something much more marvelous for Valentines Day. I Want You Now practically sizzled with lust and harmonised longing, while Strange could have appealed to everyone who didn't have a date (that was mean). Both better songs commercially and after all Rose is currently languishing at 38. Granted it is from a multi platinum selling album, but 38? Luckily I have been utterly seduced by the studio version of Fill My Little Fanfare which opens their live shows and is a cunning stunt of a song, which couldn't sound any more Beach Boys-esque if Brian Wilson were in the house. Dan's original version of Sewn (demo) is still charming in a rough round the edges way (RAR) and an acoustic version of Rose almost made me forget what an amazing album track but rubbish single it is. So The Feeling are forgiven. As long as they don't spend too long recording their second album (Maroon 5, I'm glaring at you!)
~ Magic Numbers, This Is A Song: My initial feeling was that this wasn't a great choice for single, but i have proved myself wrong because it is indeed very good, if nothing new from my fave richard bacon insultees. However, the b-side Might As Well Live In My Head just proves their ability to knock out an amazingly catchy tune quicker than they can snarfle down a plate of low fat donuts. I love the way they can put bitter sweet lyrics to such uptempo tunes that Ruthiepoos and I worship so much in the summer festivals. It just makes me want to falalalala all weekend long!
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LINK: Buy Rose
LINK: Buy This Is A Song
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THE GIRLS I IGNORED THAT I AM NOW FLIRTING WITH:
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All of a sudden there is a spunkage of girls returning to the pop scene with songs that are not too bad actually. For some reason at some point I made a conscious decision that actually having let me down with follow up material, I wasn't going to bother again with any of the three Sheilas below. But hey, here I am declaring them on my radar again - on a trial basis mind you. Lets not get too generous...
~ Natasha Bedingfield, I Wanna Have Your Babies: Her forthcoming album cover looks like something Sophie Ellis Bextor might poo out when she is bored, yet once again la Nat has won me over with her lead off single. First time round it was Single which suggested she was going to be a bit of a funky dance diva, but then she wasn't and god forbid I look for or reward diversity so I buggered off. However, this song, I do quite like. It's a bit twee, but it has a lovely singalong quality to it and the title is nothing if not unique. So she scores a "i'm mildly interested to see what the album will be like" from me and I move onto the next lass...
~ Joss Stone, Tell Me About It: I generally have quite loathed the stone. At first she was all cover versions and annoying. Then she was just annoying with that "you had me you lost me you found me, you sold me you made me messing with my mind" cack, which actually (don't tell Ruthiepoos) I secretly like. Then she did the whole "oh those first two albums aren't really me - this is me" thing for this single which is a bit of a slap in the knickers to all those people who bought her first albums isn't it? And to be honest, I can't tell the difference so I must be getting more tolerant in my old age as I didn't immediately kick this to the curb. I am getting marvelous!
~ Macy Gray, Finally Make Me Happy: Now this i love! It's so Macy doing something new but still reminding us of how good Still and I Try were. It's not that i shut Macy out of my life, more like I lost track of her and her ego and her hair with it's own post/zipcode but I am glad to have her back. For coffee and a bagel at least. I think it's fair to say that this song struts along with attitude, pep mixed with a certain charm that is hard to resist. I'm scared to rave too much about it incase Ella judges me ;) It does go on a bit at the end though!
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LINK: you may find songs from these artists at other sites - particularly here, here and here
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THE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE:
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I thought maybe my obsession with all things Wicked would be over by now. Or at least have calmed down a little bit. It hasn't. And it seems just 5 months after opening, most of Britain has seen it too - from celebs like half of Girls Aloud, Gary Barlow, William Young, the History Boys to regular theatre goers, it's racked up a whopping £12.5 million in box office receipts (though paid out a corking £50,000 a week to Idina Menzel) and continues to have only crap seats available for ages. And Bev from Corrie is now going to play Madam Morrible. Lumme! It's the music that tells the story that still has me coming back for me everytime. I just discovered some piano only versions of the songs that are just so intricate and lovely, it's hard not to fall in love with this outstanding piece of work all over again. Plus it motivates me to keep practising piano so I can sound as amazing as this. As Long As You're Mine sounds so yearning and powerful as a piano solo, and Popular just sounds positively tingly. So, adding to the list of things i'm obsessed with (Lois and Clark; Beauty and The Beast; Love, Actually; Harry Potter) means I have more stuff to rotate revisiting on a regular basis. When will i get time for new stuff?!?!?!
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LINK: Wicked the musical website
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QUICK BITZ/BLOG WATCH:
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~ only one today. The last four minutes of Season four of Shameless were stunningly done and a joy for any take that fan. Sure it was a "shameless" rip off of this, but who cares. I'm going to watch it all over again. Here.
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Coming tomorrow ~ some swedish dudes, some fashion stuff, and news on the last zapping post as we know it. Sob, etc.

Hello gang! I can't believe how busy and tired I have been with work this week. But it's been in an enjoyable way and i'm really starting to feel at home there now, so it's all good. The only downside has been missing out on some great opportunities - no pop show for me, hence no interview (yet) with Beyond, no hanging out with Digital and no coffee with Switch22 :( Then tonight I was given the opportunity to go see zapping fave Scott Ashley but couldn't go again due to finishing off work stuff. It's exciting to be given opportunities like this but kinda sad that i am missing out :( Oh well, that's life. I will just need to finish my novel, get it published and retire to do writing and blogging full time ;) Still, it should quieten down a bit at work now I am (as Madonna once said) into the groove of it all. This weekend I will be getting the all new zapping website ready and giving a few of you a sneaky peek at the finished product. Ooo you lucky souls! Anyway, gotta get this up and posted so will stop yacking and let you carry on you lovely people :)
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THE ONE WHERE PAUL LETS RUTHIEPOOS BE ON TOP:
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Mine (Ruthypoos) and Lou's night with the Indigo Girls (and many many other lesbians!) started beatifully with Katherine Feeney who is not only visually pleasing but has a haunting voice and interesting tunes which compliment her style perfectly. A great opening act whom I'm afraid i have to skip over in order to try and demonstrate how awsome the Indigo Girls were! First a quick apology to Paul who was my intended 'date' for this gig I did miss you gig buddy and boo to work for making you unable to go - may it never happen again!! That said it was wonderful to be at a gig in a heterosexual venue and still feel totally able to snuggle with your woman! Add to this the amazing talents of Amy Ray and Emily Saliers and you have a night made in heaven! To say the guitar playing was out of this world would leave me short of an analogy to use to describe the vocal harmonies - suffice to say their CD's sound fabulous - live they defy my vocabulary - (although I'm sure Paul with his eloquence could have found words!) They played a very varied set (off about 26 songs) mixing songs from deep in their past with more recent songs and a lovely mix from their new album. I think the most memorable songs for me were Moment of Forgiveness, Power of Two, Closer to fine, Fill it up again, I believe in Love, Little Perrenials and a lovely lively medley of 2 songs, one of which I think is called Have you ever been Lonely? and the other I didn't know but they gelled together magnificently. Having highlighted but a few i must stress that every single song was spine tinglingly good. The Indigo Girls are very much at home with their performance skills and their audiences which made for interesting and perfectly timed mid song banter, such as one of them saying "it's kinda small in here I feel like we're playing in a bar" and the woman standing next to me shouted out "you are!" causing much hilarity and a good natured "ha that explains it then" response! Another classic moment was Amy forgetting a verse to a song - apologising and missing out the verse with such genteel humour that I think she could have got away with forgetting a verse in every song! I guess a review of any Indigo Girls gig has to mention their politics which still run strongly through their songs, I think however that this was perfectly reflected in the openness of everyone at the gig - when me and Lou went to the bar between acts a woman standing next to us offered to 'save our space for us'! Now that doesn't happen everyday! Amnesty International were there with very worthy petitions the details of which can be seen on their website www.amnesty.org.uk/ Finally for their encore the Indigo Girls finished perfectly with two of my favourites In Love with your Ghost and finally a roofraising performance of Galileo! We had an amazing evening which I cannot wait to repeat and I implore the Indigo Girls to return to the UK soon! Just as an end to this gushing review me and Lou were having a sneaky snog in the car when I dropped her off home and pulled apart just in time to see a nosey man passing by walk right into a lampost!! A comical end to an uplifting evening which won't be forgotten in a hurry!
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LINK: Purchase Despite Our Differences
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THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK:
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Remember Drew Seeley in High School Musical? No? Although he actually co-wrote and lent his voice to songs that Zac mimed like Breaking Free and Getcha Head In The Game, he wasn't actually in the film. But no longer is he destined to be the male equivalent of whoever voiced Audrey Hepburn's part in My Fair Lady as he has replaced Zac on the HSM tour that is currently wowing tweens and D'Luv all over the states. It's like the days of Kids From Fame. I went to that tour. I nearly fainted with over stimulation during Hi-Fidelity. But I digress (as I so often do!). A quick google search tells me that Drew was part of a boyband called No Ground who has a cd out in 1999. Brillo, etc. What with Corbin doing more tv movies with record breaking ratings, Ashley and Vanessa doing their own brand of pop and Lucas Grabeel doing er, not much, this is one sensation that looks set to run and run. Drew has a debut album coming out soon and having had a sneaky listen to it, it's got all the r'n'b appeal of Justin Timberlake mixed with some pop sensibilities to make it more accessible. Super dooper.
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LINK: Drew's myspace site
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THE ALWAYS BOYS:
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Aw, my little Erasure. I have to say I mainly got into them because of sitting next to Michelle Gregory in French class aged 16 (around the time of Crackers International) and being totally amazed by her devotion to them. To me they seemed like they were the cooler edge of pop - maybe how Girls Aloud seem now compared to Atomic Kitten. Anyway, I was soon sneaking to concerts in London with Michelle to see them, being addicted to Wild and a little later on being stunned by the musical capabilities in I Say x 3 and the classic Erasure album. Recently I've not been as wowed by their music, though I always find something to enjoy in their most recent projects and am always happy to see them back. Their latest single I Could Fall In Love With You is vintage Erasure ~ plinking pianos, soaring falsetto and their best chorus since the quite amazing Breathe. It's got me all excited for the new album and playing my fave Always lots all over again. Sigh.
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STREAM: Pop over to arjanwrites to stream the single
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QUICK BITZ/BLOG WATCH:
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~ Look! It's Ruthiepoos and Lou! And it's Lou's birthday! And we love Lou! But not as much as she loves Ruthiepoos. We don't even mind the fact that they have lezzed it up at our apartment :) Happy birthday Lou! May you have a clitterific day!!
~ Electroqueer has all the goss from popshow. Colour me wicked green with envy!
~ David Tennant looking RAR on the cover of radio times? 98p. Laminating it at work for later enjoyment? Priceless...
~ I got ridiculously confused with this post! I thought Nick had a competition to win some Dragonette stuff. I was wrong :(
~ aw Samuel Hotstuffguy. Not only has he alerted me to a new HSM photo (though he seems a bit off with it. BOO!) he left a nice comment about me being right about how good Simon Curtis is on my myspace. See, never doubt thezapping!
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XO's lamp. And his ability to give me cds of amazing music by Lucky Soul in NYC. Bless him!
~ What with work, i got a bit behind with Poppostergirl, but I am all caught up now and happy to read anything about Gareth Gates.
~ I so need to catch up on my correspondence with Dan this weekend!
~ Can you believe the lovely Bernice only has four myspace friends - and one of them seems to be a skanky scammer! Add her ass now!
~ and stream the always amazing Digital over at my myspace this very week!
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~ coming tomorrow and saturday - some Roberts, some girls i didn't think i liked but now i do, some fashion, some b-sides that i prefer to current a sides, and possibly some other stuff. See you around!

1-555-Confess

Today was destined to be a bad day. First of all, I was due to be in London for two days and I was going to be able to go to the popshow event that is on probably right now. With so many acts that I have big-upped that it seems very unfair that I am not there :( Then this was cut down to one day in London and an early start in Manchester tomorrow. So no overnight stay or opportunity to go to popshow. And I was hoping to have a bit of shopping time in London before I got my train home, but no! My meetings finished around one - and then i got a call from head office asking if I could work on something urgently for them, and I felt too new in the job to say no :( So no shopping/coffee in starbucks either. BOO!! Oh well, i am still loving my new gay class merc and I am excited that I get to give it a good run up to Manchester tomorrow! Hurrah! And i can blast new music in the car and use my sat nav. Darren and I have got all technological this weekend - we finally got our wireless connection set up around the apartment, we both have sat. navs for the cars and we got a laptop so I can blog in any room in the house :) Hurrah. Note to self. Must stop spending money... Anyway, todays post has a slightly religious theme, but not necessarily about religion. Just go with it - it's still packed with pop goodness!!
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THE TIME TO CONFESS:
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In about two hours flat, I completed the amazing book "Confessions of a Mormon Boy" by Stephen Fales. Actually to call it a book is an understatement. It's more of an experience and is also a play that is currently doing a very successful run in LA. In many ways Stephen and my upbringing are mirrored. We were both good little Mormon boys, serving the church as we should, raised by devoted families and struggling to come to terms with being gay and reconciling that with religious teachings. Stephen went a lot further in his devotion than I did by serving a full two year mission, getting married and having children before realising he couldn't live this lie any longer. Moving to NYC and become a high paid escort probably weren't part of his plan, but what makes the book so engrossing is the very human way Stephen deals with wanting to be part of his family's life still and also trying to hold onto the values of his youth and upbringing. Very touching and quite similar to the interview I have done for Gay Times that will be out in a month or so. I am hoping the play will come to London this year so I can revel in new words like oxy-mormon and mormosexual. And I am SO going to try wearing a BYU (Brigham Young University) t shirt next time I am out and see if it has the same effect as it does on an often chatted up Stephen! Truly a book that made me smile and cry at the same time... .
LINK: Mormon Boy website
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THE OTHER CONFESSIONS OF A MORMON BOY:
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Reading Stephen Fales book reminded to dig out that other great mormon story - Latter Days. A story of a sexually confused mormon missionary who meets a party animal out gay bloke and takes a bit of a fancy to him. The story deals with many interpersonal issues that aren't at all limited to gay life and would cross boundaries to mixed religious marriages and differing moral values. However, the exploration of religious issues in same sex relationships is handled incredibly well and the main cast give incredibly nuanced performances that lend the story heart and soul. Jacqueline Bisset as the motherly restaurant owner has the most amazing line of the whole piece when she is discussing with Aaron (the mormon missionary) the rules of his church and says " so your church forbids drinking of alcohol and doesn't like gays? Frankly i can't imagine heaven without either." Ultimately the story is about the amazing transformational power of love and how sometimes, just sometimes, you can create your own family when yours rejects you. I'd be most interested in hearing what Stephen Fales made of this story...
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LINK: Purchase the Latter Days dvd
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THE RETURN OF THE ALTAR BOYZ:
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I know I only wrote about the altar boyz off broadway show a couple of weeks ago, but since then I have really gotten into their soundtrack and am enjoying it immensely. Plus it fits nicely with the theme of todays post. The idea for the show - an out and proud Christian boyband with it's stereotypical characters (honestly throw in a eskimo and you would have a full set) - could easily have been a one trick pony, but is actually a life affirming examination of friendship and a brilliant music satire all wrapped up into one fine package. In fact the cd is presented as an album by the fictitious band, complete with corny in character liner notes - there is little to identify it as a soundtrack to a stage show and could easily be misclassified in shops! The musical style is catchy pop/rock and contains some of the most cheesy yet hilarious lyrics this side of an adroit Simpsons musical number. An utter delight from start to finish, one can only hope that this is another show that makes it over to England...
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LINK: The Altar Boyz website
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THE RETURN OF THE ALTER BOY:
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Ooo. Another piece on Simon Curtis. Well he is my top tip for 2007. And he has a few songs on his forthcoming album that fit nicely with the religious theme of todays post. Simon grew up in what is commonly known as the Bible Belt of America and in his song Religion Reduced tackles some of the issues around organised religion and the actual chaos/hurt/distress it can cause. I particularly like the way the song starts off with some sinister sounding synth strings and a choir-esque voice bringing the song in (I'm a firm believer in the fact that a song is enhanced if the music mirrors the lyrics). It's clear that Simon feels organised religion is far from the idea of how spirituality should be and for me the fact entire groups of people can be excluded for who they chose to love is astonishing. Insightful lyrics like "you're no better than the bible belt/make a mockery of things I have felt" and "history has been proven to repeat itself/ignorance can lead to hate so educate yourself/forcing other eyes to comprehend your vision/i think we'd all be better off without religion" utterly enforce the need to look at the ways people worship and how many things happen in this world that are as far removed from God's will as can be, yet are done so in His name. Jadion said in a recent interview that Simon is a lyrical genius and he certainly is. Pop so needs someone who tackles weighty issues with conviction and not just for shock factor. I get something new from his music every time i listen to it. Stunning.

EDIT (22/02/2007) ~ Jadion emailed me with some slight corrections that i'm sure he won't mind me sharing "You didn't quote the whole line, it is "Kaballah you're no better than the bible belt;make a mockery of deeper things that I have felt". This song deals with all the FAD religions like Kaballah and Scientology as well as the hipocrisy of the hard core bible belt Christians and the utter insanity of the murderous Muslims who are hell bent on taking over the world SOLELY because of their religion, not because of ANYTHING the USA or Britain did. The psycho left wing liberalism in the west and northeast of America is JUST AS BAD AND JUST AS HIPOCRITICAL as the right wing bible thumpers, the left wingers too are a religion. The message of this song is basically, Spirituality is a relationship between man and God... RELIGION is a relationship between man and MAN." Thanks as always for the input :)
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QUICK (PHOTO) BITZ/BLOG WATCH:
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~ I've been loving the homohollyoaks storyline with genius lines like "I'm not homophobian" (better than when some guy on a documentary went "I'm not racist, so i don't mind gays"). And they scrub up well for the photoshoot in the top pic. However, even the sign on the wall seems to be against them in the pic below it...

~ Is this the cover for the Feeling's american album release? Am so disappointed if so. I love the quirkiness of their UK releases...
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~ Is that a phone in his pocket or is Jakeypoos just happy to see me. Please god, let him be happy to see me. Or my good ami Simon!
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Coming Thursday - yes dudes, I am taking tomorrow off as have a very long day at work. I might get something up so check anyway! If not will have some yummy goodness for you on Thurs involving some Roberts...

Hello dudes! I have returned from a brief break from blogging (very brief!). I don't know what happened to me this weekend - i got home from a really good day at work on Friday and was far too tired to do anything. Then on Saturday I just wasn't in the mood to do anything, and I was kind of in a mood too, though for the life of me I couldn't work out why. And not knowing why I was in a mood made it almost impossible to shake the mood. So DazPatient and I decided to go out with some friends on the evening and despite us both looking dazzling (!) it was just hell. For me. Darren had an amazing time. By midnight I decided I definitely couldn't get into the mood and went home. My lovely little D walked me home before returning for a boogie. And Sunday was just irritating! I was just tired and moody all day, though miraculously I didn't take it out on Darren. And then our vacuum cleaner blew up :O So we had to go and buy a swanky new cleaner and spunked far too much money on it. And how co-inky-dinky! Dan also got a new hoover this weekend. I swear we are kindred spirits! Finally the evening rolled around and Ruthiepoos and I went to see The Feeling in concert (see below) which really snapped me out of my melancholy! And picking my car today was a big cheer up for me as well :) Huzzah. I guess sometimes we just need a "wallow weekend" of self pity... So I already have ideas for todays, tomorrow and Wednesdays post - and don't forget next week, all new thezapping launches. You know you are all love weeing and lady love weeing at the thought...
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THE FOURTH TIME FEELING:
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Ruthiepoos and I have now seen the marvelous Feeling 4 times in 12 months. And each time has been truly magnificent. They were one of the first bands I championed on this blog and it was a real thrill to see lots of other people start to appreciate their music in the blogging world, and the band proved to be a huge success in England and Europe (I'm pretty sure America is beckoning!). The set list was exactly the same as when we saw them late last year, with one exception, yet it was still an exciting and energetic performance. Here are some highlights:
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~ the concert was in Wolverhampton (how alienhits ;) ) so Ruthiepoos drove us there and I navigated. Rather brilliantly as well.
~ I decided to pay homage to Dan Gillespie (Sex)Sells by wearing a cool white shirt, sleeves rolled up and a waistcoat. I looked amazing, natch ;)
~ the line for the booze was amazingly long. We passed the time by judging other people in our minds which is always fun. There was an enormously large woman in a some sort of mumu/cardigan that really made me rub my eyes and doubletake at the horrificness of it all. Trinny and Susannah that woman now!
~ Once we had got our booze (water), we moved into the main hall and some random young ragamuffin asked where i got my waistcoat from, was mostly disinterested in the answer and then said "are you a gay? Is it ok to ask that?" I confirmed that I was indeed "a gay". Sweet Jebus...
~ He then high fived me (presumably for being "a gay" in a waistcoat) which i ashamed to admit i reciprocated. His equally drunk/strung out buddy then lead him away. Probably to experiment with "bumlove"
~ Some posh person in front of us had his v-neck on back to front. We couldn't tell if he was being ironic or not. V necks are not designed to be worn back to front. He looked like he was wearing a fashionable strait jacket.
~ Bring it on haters ~ The Fray were surprisingly good if inoffensive. Highlights of course were How To Save A Life (which they spunked 2 songs too early in my opinion) and Over My Head.
~ Though apart from the guy in the brown shirt, they are ugly as fuck and the lead singer was wearing a baggy illfitting t-shirt. Which just won't cut it when you are touring with people as effortlessly stylish as The Fee.
~ The girls behind us were ridiculously annoyed that the main show didn't start til nine thirty. One of them had to be up early apparently. Yikes. Poor luv.
~ The concert started off with that amazing
Fill My Little World intro from the last concert that leads into the very beach boy-esque and perfectly harmonised I Want You Now.
~ Fill My Little World is still the most amazing song I have heard for years.
~ There is no filler on the feeling album. And they did Join With Us again. Ruthiepoos and I were happy.
~ New addition to the set was an utterly rocking Fat Bottomed Girls cover. Insanely amazing.
~ Dan looked as lovely as ever, but I may have transferred some of my affections to Mr Ellis-Bextor. He has a very adorable floppy fringe/bangs and wore red braces that made me feel gooey downstairs
~ Ruthiepoos and I are now going to see them at some concert in a forest in June. Huzzah.
~ Blue Picadilly is still the most perfect song to end their set on. Ironic too seeing as it is about trains and the last one left for Birmingham about 10 minutes before they played it ;)
~ Je t'adore la feeling.

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LINK: Check out my previous feeling concerts here, here, and here. Marv.
LINK: For gods sake buy 12 Stops and Home if you haven't already!
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THEZAPPING LOVE FOR 11 IN 07 (TOP 3 ACTS)
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Usually I do a nice update for my fine 11 to watch in 2007 on a Sunday. But i was in the midst of my weird depression so I couldn't be bothered. However, one of the things i'm proudest of with this blog is this feature. Not only have most of the acts involved been extremely helpful with keeping me up to date with their news and gossip, as well as giving me sneak previews of music, etc., but they have turned out to be super nice people too. You know who you are!! I've done interviews with Switch22 and Simon Curtis (with more interviews and features coming soon!) and been delighted when other blogs have picked up on the fine music provided by three of the artists in particular - which has been more and more often lately. Electroqueer has picked up on Simon Curtis and Switch22 (and is also partial to a bit of Gavin). Fab new site LostinLimbo has a blog from the super lovely Digital and has highlighted the S22 boys as hot new talent. Digital Technique absolutely raves (RAVES) about the Digital single this week in Singles Selection (below). Will at EyePod loves Simon. It's all rather exciting - and even though it's the music and vitality of the acts that has the word spreading, I can't help but feel i may have contributed ever such a little bit. I can't wait for the word on other acts to start spreading. So thanks to everyone who checked out the music and keep doing so at the link tab at the top of the page.
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THEZAPPING RECORD COMPANY PROJECT WEEK SIX:
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The absolutely smashing Digital boys have recently recorded what may be the perfect debut single - entitled Get your Kit Off. I only wrote about it a few weeks ago so I am just going to recap what I wrote there:
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" And if you think that was good prepare for some spine ting-dingly goodness with Get Your Kitt Off with some inventive electroclash sounds, some essential boyband chanting and some slightly arousing filthy pervy lyrics. The chorus is the sort of tune that will appeal to drunk boys down the pub, gay boys down the club and have teen girls across the country screaming in anticipation for the hopefully half naked oil based video. First single material if ever i heard it. PS - the club mix ups the ante to the nth degree and reminds me of the very best of 5ive, Girls Aloud and V all on one single. RAR indeed!!"
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But don't just take my word for it - the marv Dave at Digital Technique has this to say...
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"This is what pop music in 2007 is supposed to sound like! Haven't stopped listening to this all week, it is absolutely 100% pure pop brilliance!! Can you guess I quite liked it! Surely they must be one of the biggest pop acts by the end of this year - if not then there is no justice! Although it is only February, I am quite confident in saying that this will feature highly in my top 10 of 2007 in December!!"
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STREAM: Get Your Kit Off at Digital's myspace site
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THE SINGLES SELECTION COMMITTEE:

~ Girls Aloud v Sugababes: Walk This Way:
Hmmm. When I first heard this, I thought it was an appalling idea. But I thought I had to cut it some slack as its for charidee, etc. Then I saw the video which made me like it somewhat as it was kind of entertaining. Anyway, it's an ok track but fun enough considering it's meant to be for comic relief. Still, I think that it's somewhat behind the genius of Gareth Gates and McFly's offerings, but a little ahead of Westlife.

NICK (ALIEN HITS): What a bizarre cover to choose for this collaboration. This is an absolute mess to me. Too much going on and the song does not fit either group at all. I'm not a real fan of covers of such popular songs anyway. There should have been a smashing new track for these girls to record together that wasn't so karaoke.
DT: Was a little aprehensive about this song, as love the original and couldn't really see how this could work but I was definitely wrong. Both groups are sounding great and the added bonus is that it is a charity single make it even better! Nice to hear all the members of both groups getting a chance to sing, especially Amelle who has almost knocked Siobhan off as my favourite Sugababe ever!
POPPOSTERGIRL: it's easy to be disappointed by this when you think about the number of great songs both of these groups have given us individually. And when you just listen to the song itself. I love the Aerosmith original, and this version isn't likely to replace it on my iPod any time soon, but I don't think it's bad in an "oh my gosh, what is this sound! I can't stand to listen to it" type of way...it's just not good enough that it's calling out to be listened to. (Side note: everyone who's said "At least it's not Gareth's 'Spirit in the Sky'" is totally wrong--that cover was brilliant!)
~ Jamelia, Window Shopping:
I decided to go with this track over whatever the record company has chosen as the third single because for me this is another great electro-pop track. Plus it is right up there with Switch22's Back To The Dancefloor for brilliant sampling opportunities and makes me smile whenever I listen to it. I may be somewhat alone in this opinion however...

NICK: I am completely behind on the Jamelia obsession thing. I guess it's just because in the US we have SO many singers like this that I really try to avoid them at all costs. This song isn't bad. It's not really my thing (it used to be, though), but it's alright.
DT: Surely any song that can sample a 70's sitcom has to be good! Definitely one of the best songs on Jamelia's latest album, can't see it ever being released as a single, as is probably not the most radio friendly song on the album!
PPG: I had a strange reaction to Walk With Me--the last time I listened to it, I thought, "Oh, that's nice!" but I haven't listened to anything but "Something About You" and "Beware Of The Dog" since October. I can't imagine listening to this song again is going to change it's fate--it's a good song, but I have a feeling I won't end up listening to it again for quite some time. There's no logical reason why--it's got breathing and money-clinging sound effects, which should win it lots of bonus points. Actually, skipping through the album again, "Do Me Wrong" is nice, and "Ain't A Love" is a little behind it...maybe I need to go back and listen to the whole album again?
~ Travis, Closer:
At some point I really need to write about how influential The Man Who album was on my life (and to a lesser extent The Invisible Band). Travis soundtracked my life in a very personal way the year that album was released and i have felt an affinity with them ever since. This track doesn't knock me off my feet but is still an accomplished soft rock tune that is music to my ears.

NICK: Completely under whelmed by this. Travis have never been a very exciting band to me anyway. Like their other stuff, this sounds like a lot of moping, really. It'd be okay I guess on a rainy day, but I would be very annoyed if this was the kind of music my bad played.
DT: Scottish rockers return with a new single after a few years away. I think their position of the nations favourite Scottish band has been well and truly taken over by Franz Ferdinand. Haven't really loved a Travis song since they released Sing back in 2001 and this isn't really changing my opinion, it is a nice enough song but it's not enough to make me rush out and buy their new album when it is released.
~ The Ark, Decorum:
I'll let the others take this one as I can only echo their fine words...
NICK: Well, anyone who reads my blog knows your not going to get an real objective review of The Ark from me. At the risk of sounding like an obsessive fan (wait a minute, I am one!), this band's music is my life. Hands down the best single of the year so far, and the only songs that'll likely challenge it are the Ark's others (such as the equally fantastic glam boogie of The Worrying Kind). The Ark is making the best music on the planet right now. It's not too late to join the ride…
DT: One of my favourite Swedish groups alongside the fantastic Melody Club return with another amazing song! Anyone who has even a passing interest in pop music is sure to love this song, another perfect Summer song! If you've never heard of The Ark then give this song a try, but be prepared to fall in love with it!!
PPG: I'm not going to say much here, because I'm sure Nick will cover the praise, but I do need to say that the Stylus reviewers were totally wrong--this is a very good song indeed. I'm still going to put "Clamour For Glamour," "One Of Us Is Gonna Die Young," and "Calleth You Cometh I" ahead of it (there's something more aggressively catchy about the first two that appeals to my natural music preferences, and "Calleth You Cometh I" might be unbeatable on the epic scale), but given the quality of those songs, that's no insult to "Absolutely No Decorum."
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Thanks once again to the bloggers for their time and comments. Want to take part? Email me here...
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QUICK BITZ/BLOG WATCH:
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~ I wanted to share this email I got from blog reader Mary, who clearly loves Take That as much as I do and wants to take advantage of the new chart rules to get Do What U Like into the top 50 for the first time (tragically it stalled outside the top 75 as their first release back in 1992!)...
"We at the Take That forum (http://bb01.sov.uk.vvhp.net/takethattv/phpBB2/index.php) have a little favour to ask!
We've had a brill idea. Due to the new rules governing chart entries, any song that is down-loadable can get into the top 40 if there are enough bought, so we want to do a little experiment.
Seeing as Do What U Like was the only Take That song not to make the top 50 when it was released we want to get it into the charts to celebrate Take That's triumphant return. We are going to do a mass download between the 19th Feb and 24th Feb.
If Chris Moyles can do it then so can we. It would be great if you could mention it on your blog.
We've emailed radio stations and are spreading the word around the internet (myspace, forums etc) It would be great if a blog like yours could help us out with a mention and help to spread the word!"

Hurrah! So pop on over to your favourite download source and pay 79p for a fun pop track from days of "yore"...
~ This is why Samuelhotstufffiles is better than popjustice. He updates on a Monday and mentions gareth gates who is looking good in a scarf. God bless you sir!
~ i SO need to go
shopping with Ella...
~ Will has lots of
good music at the "mo". What a super chappie...
~ 11 in 07-er
Chris Tolley (formerly of Lockdown) is performing at a charity gig on Wednesday in order to raise money for AIDS research. To book tickets you can email info@christolleyofficial.com stating amount and name address and contact number. I highly recommend going and am looking closely at my calendar to see if i can be there!

Coming Tuesday - a mormon-ish themed post yet still totally about music and stuff ;)

Hello peeps. It's not like me not to blog so I think you will understand when I say I was sooooo tired yesterday. I had a really long (but ultimately good) day at work yesterday (friday) and by the time I got home, all i wanted to do was collapse on the couch with a dazpanini made Panini and flick through magazines. So i did. And very nice it was too. What's even more pathetic is that I was in bed by ten thirty pm reading a book ;) Ooo, as good charlotte once said "lifestyles of the rich and the famous!!" Except I am not rich. Or famous. Boooo! Anyway, just a quick post today to get a few things up and out there i've been meaning to post for a while. And finally got around to! Hurrah for me, etc. (PS back to normal on Sunday!!)

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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL:
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Huzzah! It's the 67th birthday of Gillian Margaret Winifred Millward Reynolds today and she is as an amazing mother as you could ever wish to have. Quite comfortable with words like "bum love" and "jizz", she also has undying love for Robbie Williams and William Young. So clearly we get along. Plus I've never seen anyone who can eat so many jaffa cakes and still not be 20 stone! Happy Birthday mom!!
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THE FREE DOWNLOAD:
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Honestly, if you haven't read my continuing raves about Simon Curtis being the most exciting thing to happen to pop in ages then you need to click the tab with his name at the top of this page :) And if you click the picture above you will get a guilt free mp3 of a sampler of 4 top tracks from his forthcoming Alter Boy cd. So if you didn't download it when it was posted a few weeks ago, make sure you do it now!!
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THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK:
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~ Lost in Limbo: Above is the launch promo for new pop website Lost in Limbo that celebrates forgotten pop acts and seeks out the best new ones. It's bound to be good as it has a blog from thezapping faves Digital and a pod from thezapping hottie Robert O'Connor. Rar. Matt who runs the site is a bit of a web genius so I am slightly jealous at how amazing it all looks :) It launches today so make sure you book mark it and continue to check it out!
~ Leon is a long time thezapping reader who has just created a new blog called Slippy Disco and most amazing it is too. I love it when readers feel inspired to write about the music they love and you can be sure i will be checking out this site on a regular basis.
~ Finally there is a rebranded Digital Technique up and about with all the same magnificence as usual. DT contributes to thezapping singles selections committee and is jolly good at it too. It's nice to find someone who is constantly as excited by new pop :)
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So how was Love Day for everybody? Super marv one hopes?! Ours was pretty good, we had quite the lovely evening and it was most pleasant. We were both very tired when we got home and I have been yawning at work all the live long day. As I type this with my 30 minute timer next to me, I am hoping that some inspiration will strike to the very heart of me as at the moment I have no idea what I am going to blog about. Next week won’t be so bad, as it will be the test run for the new website, so I now have set things planned for set days that will still be spontaneous and fun in a non-oxymoron type way. Huzzah! No one was in at work today so i sat in my office all alone like a big loner on their own at loner camp. It was not great, though i did get a lot done. And I ate some malteasers to ease the hurt ;) Yummers! It certainly feels like Friday today, and indeed it may well be when you are reading this, but for me it is actually Thursday when I am typing this so boo ya to you! Which means tomorrow (ie Friday not Saturday if you are reading this on Friday) will be crap at work because it will feel like Saturday. Got that? Ooo yesterday (Wednesday for those keeping track!) the most weird but funny thing happened on the way home. I was at the crossing about to cross the road with a couple of other people, when a car went speeding through the crossing nearly knocking one poor lass down. The driver then got stuck in traffic about 50m away or so, so the nearly knocked down lass picked something up and threw it at the car. She had a good arm too because it cracked the back window. The driver got out and screamed “you stupid bitch” to which the stupid bitch yelled “stopped now haven’t you” and ran away. Aaah the drama...
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THE ROMANTIC MOVIE DATE:
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After a delicious meal last night, and some comedy shopping where Darren was kind enough to model some chavvy yellow hats with matching clutch man bags, we hopped off to the cinema to see Hot Fuzz – a new police comedy with those two dudes from Shaun Of The Dead (which was rather good rom-zom-com). It was in the tiniest cinema screen ever – seriously, even Asda-Walmart sell bigger screens than that – and because it’s a listed building the seats are the most uncomfortable ever. Plus it was packed so i couldn’t even spread out like i usually do. But the film was quite good actually – stylistically it’s very similar to Shaun just in terms of how some of the sequencing of shots is done, etc. Simon Pegg did a great job of his dedicated fish out of water policeman while the murder mystery storyline resolution wasn’t as obvious as it first seemed, though was a little League of Gentlemen-ish! There were some great laugh out loud scenes particularly with the female police officer who turned everything into a smutty innuendo (now that’s my type of girl!) and a scene where Nick Frost runs away all hurt and rejected with a great big stuffed bear under his arm. Hehe. And obviously it was a far superior way to spend the evening than staying in and watching the shambles/farce/ludicrousnessness that apparently was The Brits. Plus I am fairly excited by the forthcoming Hot Fuzz soundtrack which not only has Adam Ants Goody Two Shoes on it (a song that is desperate for a live lounge makeover by either Kaiser Chiefs or McFly), but a brand new chirpy little song by The Fratellis (Baby Fratelli) whom I am loving more and more by the minute. So what’s the Hot Fuzz? Overall quite an enjoyable package. Which is what i rated Darren later. Fnar fnar, etc.
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LINK: Pre-order the Hot Fuzz soundtrack
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THE MATURATION OF THEZAPPING: .
Don’t worry dudes. I still love my pop and always will. I will still practically jizz on the spot when i hear a great new boyband. I will still learn all the dance moves to the latest Kylie number in my aussie bums while standing in the window at home. So it’s all good. But in our fair land we call “indie music” in England (and “college rock” in the USA) there is sometimes a whole lot of pop sensibility to be found in those types of tunes. Since marketed as a “pop group” The Ordinary Boys (with huffy storm off Never Mind The Buzzcocks Preston) have notched up 4 consecutive top ten hits. Kaiser Chiefs have mixed “respect us” rock with pop chorus and scored a massive smash with Ruby. And now there is the View. I was sort of aware of them (indeed I wrote about their Same Jeans earlier in the year) but didn’t really pay too much attention until Mika covered that track, then a lot more attention when they turned in a quite lovely yet equally as poignant reimagining of Paolo Nutini’s Rewind. Lovely. So I thought I would check out their actually quite fine debut album Hats Off To The Busker. Lyrically they are similar to those annoying Arctic Monkeys, but musically they seem more accomplished and that is because they know how to put a bit of pop pizzazz into their tunes. Wasted Little DJ’s, Same Jeans and Skag Trendy are all great sing a long tracks that will be hummed by many come the summer festival season. It’s quite the raw sounding album and a bit more polish would be appreciated by me next time, but overall, i do quite like it :)
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Next up is Britpop “supergroup” The Good The Bad and The Queen comprising of Damon Albarn and some other people... and lets face it, Damon certainly knows how to surround himself with the right people. I decided to check this out when all the reviewers in the Sunday supplements were spunking their love on this and only being luke warm to Mika. I’ll preface by saying I certainly find the Mika album more entertaining, but this is a solid piece of work that is eminently enjoyable. It’s very melancholy and the music matches the lyrics perfectly. It’s bookended by two great tracks that could be rock epics given time – History Song and the closing title track. I did have lots of clever words to describe it, but actually some online reviewer from Sydney did it so much better... “it's the walk along the thames that you love even when you can see the homeless guy freezing almost to death, the taxi cab ride home with the view of the working girls hustling. it's the view out of your window in Elephant and Castle, the pint in the pub where the floor is adhesive and the toilets blocked. it's basically fantastic…” Quite…
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LINK: Purchase The View’s album
LINK: Purchase The Good The Bad and The Queen’s album
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THE BAD MOVIE, GREAT SOUNDTRACK:
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What about Dick Tracy? Dick. That’s an interesting name. My bottom hurts just thinking about it. Nothing like a good spanky. And so on and so forth. Yes, Madonna as Breathless Mahoney was as rubbish as those lyrics seem sitting there all naked and music free. Yet the soundtrack was one of my favourite albums of 1990 and vastly underrated in my opinion. Not only did it provide the groundwork for the magnificent Erotica with its bawdy lyrics tackling sex, love, bondage and remorse, but it provided us with Vogue which at the time was a glittering ball of magnificence. But look beyond that and there are some great tunes to be had also. More was a fantastic little cabaret number about greed; I’m Going Bananas was this crazy little calypso romp; Something To Remember was a torch song of the highest calibre; Sooner or Later was a sinister love song swathed in dark music and the epic Now I’m Following You just defied description. All magnificent. And floating the net now (and maybe for ages, who knows!) is a collection of instrumentals and demos that show these songs in the creation stages and actually just make me love them more. You know what? It was the Rudebox of it’s day! But better :)
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DOWNLOAD: The I’m Breathless demos
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QUICK BITZ/BLOG WATCH:
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~ Oooo look, those lovely History Boys (the amazing touring cast) have their own blog now. It’s enough to make you want to kiss the screen ;)
~ Nip over to Chartrigger for J'Ason's usual wry comments about the US top 10 (fave "give taylor a kiss on the way down hon!") and a Milli Vanilli movie :O

~ Electroqueer has a run down of the Brits which i didn't see, it being Valentines night and all, so cheers for the catch up ;) (again it wouldn't let me comment!!)
~ the amazing
Nick at Alienhits turned one this week :) Happy birthday dude to one of the best bloggers on the web!

*Bloggers are quite rightly touched by Pinkie's amazing story. It's very sad and very raw and honest. Be sure to check it out and send hugs his way*